Here's a Tip...

When you're renovating your bathroom and you have to store your toilet somewhere, like the basement, tape the seat securely closed. You see, your 2-year-old won't understand that it's not hooked up to any plumbing, and will use it for its intended purpose. You won't know whether to laugh or cry. But you will call your husband to take care of the...problem. After all, this problem definitely falls under the "home maintenance and repair" category.