Help! I'm in trouble!

When I hadn't seen Jordyn in 5.4 nanoseconds, I started getting nervous because she can do major destruction in less time than that. So I called her.

"Jordyn, where are you?"

"Help, I'm in trouble!"

"You're in trouble?"

"Yes, I can't see!"

Running to the bathroom, I find this:

I so can't wait for the cavalry to arrive.